made this shit like 5mins ago and already… so i mean, yeah give me your worst mother fuckers

#tbt to when I thought I’d make a good blonde 😳😖

Cleaniversary for this kid. It’s never easy but it’s always worth it.

Maintaining my emotionless demeanor #grosslife

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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The golden gate is my diving board

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Free coffee cause someone thinks I’m pretty😌


straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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Fuck this guy gaining and losing weight and getting muscular for movie roles whenever he feels like it. 

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